HOW TO BECOME "LALA" (no offence)

11 WAYS TO BECOME PROFESSIONAL WORLD CLASS "LALA"

1. You need to have blonde hair! White shirt, long black pants and a pair of leather slippers are necessary too!

2. You need to have car, but only 3 types of cars! Top 3 cars are : Proton Evo, Proton Skyline and BMW Myvi! And you must modify the exhaust pipe as big as you can so that it will make loud and noisy sound!

3. You have to act cute when taking photo. v(^.^)v

4. When you are eating, put your leg on the table. Only one leg! And skake shake shake it! After eating, chew your straw until it doesn't look like a straw and use it as your toothpick!

5. You must have long fingernail! If you are asked to cut em off, just do it but keep the small finger! Why? Because you need it to scratch your nostril and ear.

6. You must play friendster! Not facebook not myspace but friendster! And you must have a Japanese name like Ajinamoto, Nobita, Doremon, Digimon, Pokemon and whatever!

7. You need to speak broken English! Such as Eh ah beng! Lu thought lu beri good in inglis meh? Go be inglis ticeh la! Stupid! Tiu!

8.You must have a tattoo on your hand or above you hips! You can tattoo dragon, tiger, mickey mouse, pokemon or hello kitty.

9. You must name yourself "SKY"! Sky is the most common name for a "LALA".

10. You need to love techno and trance! And you should know shuffle!

11. Dont ever admit you are "LALA". When people say you are "LALA", you should say this is my stlye, dude!

So now you know how to become a world class "LALA"!