INTI New Poem (To oppose the old one and it is not written by me)

Izzit you too sien adi with INTI?
Maybe coz you never ever study
Always shake leg and "wah pei si" (digging nose)
24/7 at CC play DOTA or L4D

You say ask money from daddy
daddy ask you ask mommy
at last work so hard to support you already
WHAT U DID??
Yaya write sohai stuff about INTI
you nothing better to do ar really?!

You say INTI lift always mati
you KING KONG ar kenot walk, too heavy?
if INTI guard look like monkey
you look like more like "yat pek si" (a piece o shit)

and so you say "INTI don't love me" (right!)
coz you really "mou yok yi" (cureless)
so no matter how u study
your results FOREVER E E E!
All they need is money (yes)
Well, thanks to you idiots pay money but never study

The lecturers teach like bugs bunny
Sumore you say they so lousy
MAYBE its because u never ever listen properly
sit behind there talk cock story!

You complain complain INTI no tree
All because they want to save money
YOU LEH? throw rubbish sana-sini
Sit in room play game tak pernah mandi
You don't feel hot oso smelly until mati!

Told you already you only know how to waste money
Parents give u money but you play tai tee
Own self say don't want to study,
Blame INTI.Of coz la you forever kaki judi
Coz you got no life, no job, no money.
WHOLE COLLEGE LIFE WASTED IN INTI!

Since u entered INTI
you can't see any leng lui lili sexy
You very leng zai ar that girls want to see?
Look at ur face oso all want to barf and flee
No wonder you no luck, forever "ta fei ji" (jerking off)

FIRST you say lecturer like bugs bunny
THEN you say u want to date them for tea
U really 1500% gila babi
Hopeless, useless, something problem with your psychology!

Dr. Lim from SOLLA always lan si?
You jealous ar coz he got money drive Benz-si
How you all know his pucuk mati already?
You gay tards got actually see??
I think its YOUR small koochi size that you should worry
Yucks, yerr, bluek, petoooi.... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE......

Tan Yew Sing always said his INTI got quality
You know but then you don't agree
So its either your parents or you yourself gila babi
You think like that, then WHAT THE FUCK you doing in INTI???

INTI motive just to earn more money
OF COZ LAR U THINK BUSINESS IS CHARITY??
IF THEY DON'T PAY LECTURERS, WHO GOING TO TEACH YOU ABC?
you're not a waterfish larh, YOU'RE A BIG DUMB WUSSY!

INTI SHARE IN KLSE can naik lagi
now sumore partner with Laureate group of university
too bad you're no longer here to see
better off without you monkeys here in this community
good that you cabut lari,
I BEG YOU PLEASEEE JANGAN KEMBALI!

students of INTI noway to lari
Coz here too happening with clubs and society
already pay money might as well happy happy.
No need to write stupid things about INTI

If you so good write poems better go be an MC
Don't mess with PROUD INTI students like me
So far come all the way,wa ipoh mali
We all know at the end we still love INTI!

To the fellow who disgraced us all from INTI,
Lets see you beat this rhyme at any angle or degree.
For those of you who agree with me.
Work hard and stay in INTI!

HOW TO BECOME "LALA" (no offence)

11 WAYS TO BECOME PROFESSIONAL WORLD CLASS "LALA"

1. You need to have blonde hair! White shirt, long black pants and a pair of leather slippers are necessary too!

2. You need to have car, but only 3 types of cars! Top 3 cars are : Proton Evo, Proton Skyline and BMW Myvi! And you must modify the exhaust pipe as big as you can so that it will make loud and noisy sound!

3. You have to act cute when taking photo. v(^.^)v

4. When you are eating, put your leg on the table. Only one leg! And skake shake shake it! After eating, chew your straw until it doesn't look like a straw and use it as your toothpick!

5. You must have long fingernail! If you are asked to cut em off, just do it but keep the small finger! Why? Because you need it to scratch your nostril and ear.

6. You must play friendster! Not facebook not myspace but friendster! And you must have a Japanese name like Ajinamoto, Nobita, Doremon, Digimon, Pokemon and whatever!

7. You need to speak broken English! Such as Eh ah beng! Lu thought lu beri good in inglis meh? Go be inglis ticeh la! Stupid! Tiu!

8.You must have a tattoo on your hand or above you hips! You can tattoo dragon, tiger, mickey mouse, pokemon or hello kitty.

9. You must name yourself "SKY"! Sky is the most common name for a "LALA".

10. You need to love techno and trance! And you should know shuffle!

11. Dont ever admit you are "LALA". When people say you are "LALA", you should say this is my stlye, dude!

So now you know how to become a world class "LALA"!

音乐

享受音乐不需要耳朵或眼睛,

而是需要一颗热爱音乐的心.

贝多芬虽然失去了听觉, 但他还是创做了很多世界名曲;

美国著名盲人音乐家 Ray Charles 七岁时失去了视觉,

但他还使可以唱出美妙的布鲁斯音乐,

因为他们都拥有一颗热爱音乐的心.

只要用你的心去感受音乐, 把自己融入其中,

让自己随着旋律而摆动, 让情绪随之而变,

感受音乐家创作时的心情,

这才是真正的在享受音乐.